Women need a reason to have sex -- men just need a place. - Billy Crystal.

Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you. - Mrs. Patrick Campbell

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times. - Sanskrit proverb

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." - Jerry Seinfeld

Another soon to be famous prada! She also loves colorful flowery computer graphics.

|||||| My cousin asked me to give her some shameless internet plugs. Home on the prada range.

Some musings obliquely oriented on 'ma familia' prada.